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  • As Told by Amiciness Vol. 1

    As Told by Amiciness Vol. 1

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    Short, funny and personal stories as told by moi, Amiciness. It’s also my first time to try making comic strips for the blog. I figured I liked telling stories, drawing, photoshopping and writing. So why not do all of them? Emmerayt? Enjoy!

    1. How to Eat inside the Classroom

    I was in the first grade when I first felt the need to eat during class. To not wait for recess and just eat my pandesal filled with bacon and sugar, prepared by my grandmother. Of course, this wasn’t allowed. So I put my head inside my stroller bag and took a bite of my awesome blissful sandwich. Et voila, my very own 1st grade hack!

     

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    That’s why my bag is always big…

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  • What to Do When You’re Growing Old Single

    What to Do When You’re Growing Old Single

    Recently, I had dinner with one of my groups of friends and I realized that—how do I put this—we were growing old single. Year after year, dinner after dinner, no one was bringing a plus-one. Practically (almost) all of us have not dated anyone. It’s been close to six years since college and we still talked about the same things, while everyone else was getting engaged and getting married.

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    I DO. (Via Teen.Com)

    I realized that we have to prepare, invest and embrace single-blessedness to succeed in this thing called LIFE. Char! Don’t take this list literally, it’s all for fun. But seriously, I’m single. Call me. 📞

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  • I have no imagination. All God blessed me with was this flawless complezion, and really good table tennis skills. I’m like Asian good.

  • You remind me of my daughters, Cami, Kimmie. I used to say to Cami, Kimmie: Warners don’t wonder whether Warners are winners cause winners never wonder whether Warners win.

  • “Sometimes I forget things. That’s why I have so many tattoos of butterflies.”